Tips from a beauty insider.
January 17, 2011 at 7:23 pm 6 comments
Lagunatic would like to remind you to never try to save money on a facial by putting your face in steam from a bag of freshly popped microwave popcorn.
It just doesn’t have a high efficacy rate.
Come back next time when I discuss the dangers of using a roto-rooter during a manicure.
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Entry filed under: What she said. Tags: dumb things, facials, manicures, microwave popcorn, roto-rooters.
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krissthesexyatheist | January 17, 2011 at 7:31 pm
I thought you were supposed to rub the popcorn all over your face…for the shiny look. hope all is well w.U, Bamboo and the half Asian kids. Awesomeness.
Kriss
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Lagunatic | January 17, 2011 at 7:40 pm
Is that what I did wrong? Figures
Everything is good over here..what about by you?
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Bene | January 17, 2011 at 8:04 pm
“hope all is well w.U, Bamboo and the half Asian kids.”
I wanted to say something about that, but as a polite Canadian with strong beliefs about multiculturalism, an admiration for American ideals, yet a warped sense of humour, I’m very confused about how I really feel regarding that statement. I guess I’ll do the Canadian thing and just go back to minding my own business.
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Lagunatic | January 17, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Benu, the Bamboo term was introduced to me by a Filipino friend. He’s gay and was describing gay men who had a thing for Asian men as being “Into the Bamboo”. It’s sort of a double entendre. Some Asian people are offended by it and others find it fine or even funny. It’s a case by case thing. In this case, Kriss is a fellow Bamboo (though a straight one) so he gets the ‘joke’.
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Bene | January 17, 2011 at 8:29 pm
You guys are all crazy. However, atheists are always in my good books. I’m only racist against supernatural beings, aliens, and goats. Fuck’em and their creepy eyes.
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writerdood | January 21, 2011 at 5:13 pm
Ranks right up there with baking cookies after cleaning up dog vomit (which I did last night). You know, I thought having to unclog the toilet after my kids filled it with shit was pretty bad, but then one of their friends clogged it with shit.